Monday, March 12, 2007

Summary of parasailing:

1. Attaching rope to Bryan in parachute
2. Attaching other end of rope to Ben, Guido and Johanna on the ground
3. Wind picks up, pulling Guido off the ground
4. Johanna falls down
5. Rope slips up to Johanna's armpits, pulling her clothing upwards
6. Ben falls down
7. All three of us being dragged by Bryan in the parachute
8. Wind dies down....momentarily
9. During this brief window of 'opportunity', Johanna tries to escape the rope by trying to pull it over her head
10. Wind picks up again
11. The rope didn't quite make it over Johanna's head....
12. Instead the rope tightens, forcing Johanna's hands to be trapped around ears on either side of her head...
13. Johanna is dragged across half the field by her head.
14. Life flashes before eyes all she thinks is "what a dumb way to die...Death by Rope....my Dad will kill Ben"
15. Finally wind dies down and dragging ceases.
16.Ben freaking out and rescues Johanna from the rope.
The End.
Sooooo....As I thought, parasailing was a little crazy, but I got to fly too! And it was so much fun. Although, my body is a wee bit sore today. And the grass stains will never come out of our clothes!
I highly recommend parasailing...but only with a trained professional!

6 Comments:

At 2:55 AM, Blogger Janine said...

You two never fail to have fun! Always an adventure when a Haab (or two) is involved

 
At 3:05 AM, Blogger The Danskins said...

You are soooo craxy! I showed your post to Dad! We were all laughing. Pretty funny! Did you get pictures or a video!!??!! wish I was there but I'm sure I would have peed myself laughing at the sight! You guys are way to funny!!! Hurry up and come online or phone me Sister Dear!

 
At 4:43 PM, Blogger Erin and Braden Wuthrich said...

HAHA sounds awesome! Do you have any pictures?

 
At 5:11 PM, Blogger The World of Haab said...

pictures to follow...

 
At 6:33 PM, Blogger The Danskins said...

YAY PICTURES!Dad is 100% sure the Haab's are crazy as am I! HAHAHA

 
At 1:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ahahahaha oh johanna. oh my.
-eve

 

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