Johanna Was HIT BY A CAR!!!!

Now that I have your attention... Johanna was... Actually hit by a car! Yes one frightful evening we were gallivanting down a warm summer sidewalk when (dun dun dun!) The Evil SUV came! Ahhhh Out of nowhere darting at a snails pace from the dark a dreary back ally the sleazy SUV strikes Johanna's elbow and hip causing A tremendous amount of slight pain and frustration. The (dumb) driver acts like nothing had happened and drives off... Luckily there were two cops present to witness the crime! After Johanna reassured the Occifers that she was quite alright they bolted to there vehicle and raced after the driver. The SUV left Johanna a little shaken but unscaved! (dun dun, dun-dun-dun-dunnnnnlnlnln)... Really is was just a driver not paying attention bumped Johanna and everything was quite alright... but the Cops did go after him... Thank-you and good night...